artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

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unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

bullets-and-barbells:

iamdenominator:

Me at lunch.

Ahh 😍

bullets-and-barbells:

iamdenominator:

Me at lunch.

Ahh 😍

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Jill Valentine + Winter/Cold Colors
Requested by jlllvalentine

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The perfect cuddling couch.

The perfect cuddling couch.

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geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

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  • Me in every situation since September 9th: I'd rather be playing Destiny.

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

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nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

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Seems like something our dogs would do… zedinocousins

Seems like something our dogs would do… zedinocousins

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